This is so cute I just had to post it.

Saw this from Ruthie's tumblr. Just a little peek at Filipino cuisine. This pic is too adorable. Now I want lechon and chicharon. Om nom nom.

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I KO'd Florentino Perez!

My dream finally came true!!! Well, sort of. I found this amazing iPhone/iTouch app called Face Fighter. It lets you create your own foe. So I downloaded Perez' photo and used it in the app, and the app let me resize and crop the pic and fit it into the face frame. And ta-dah! My enemy, Florentino Perez!

So here, I decided to screencap one of my many 'battles'. Hahahaha :)

ready to battle

ow I got hit! :S

KNOCKOUT!!!

WOOHOO I LOVE THIS AMAZING APP. :)

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Pure Clarice.

Because I am procrastinating. THIS IS FUUUN. :D

Slogan-ize yourself.
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
You've got questions. We've got Clarice.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Keep that Clarice complexion.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
If you want to get ahead, get a Clarice.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
You can't top a Clarice. (LMAO!)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
See the face you love light up with a Clarice.

6. To someone you dislike?
I bet he drinks Clarice.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Pure Clarice.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Do you, uh, Clarice?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Naughty, but, Clarice.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Let's face the music and Clarice.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Refreshes the Clarice other beers cannot reach.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Two hours of Clarice in just two calories.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Clarice. (whut?)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Taste the Clarice. (LMAO AGAIN)

15. Your last words before you die..
I'd like to buy the world a Clarice. (Eee I like this one lol)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Any time, any place. Clarice.

17. Title of this post will be...
Pure Clarice. (hey it repeated :s)

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Just another pointless thing

I used to love doing these MASH games when I was younger. Especially when I was bored in school, ahaha! So I just had to try this out when I saw it. Anyway, this is scaring me. Whatever happened to my one and only David?

		I will marry Alexis.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Valencia in our fabulous House.
		We will have 5 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Blue Porsche Cayenne.
		I will spend my days as a Football Player, and live happily ever after.

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Pic of the Day - Babyface

That's me with three of my friends there (Maan, Vianca and Ruthie). This was taken one day when we all ditched uni to go watch a movie, waste money on these photo stickers and I don't really remember what else, basically we all just got away and had fun.

Anyway, I showed this photo to Nandia before. I asked her to guess how old we were when this pic was taken. She said that the rest of the girls looked 17, 18ish, while I looked... 11.

Seriousy? Do I really look like an 11-year-old? Do you agree?

She got that right, btw. We were all 17 that time. Well, she got the ages right except for me, haha.

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Are you ready?

Oh my lord. Short shorts on the loose.
(brought to you by the lovelies from vcf_fangirls)

Ohaaaaiiii Albiol. I see your bum. Higher please? And to Mr Stripper on the left, why don't you just strip everything? Yes?

Come on, spread the loooove. Good job Chente, now get the other boys to strip too. Especially the following: David Josué Jiménez Silva and Alexis Ruano Delgado. Oh, and David Villa Sánchez. Ktnxbai.

Now seriously, is this what you call a joke of a football club?

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Pimp my tweet.

So last Friday Ali went on pimping out our tweets, and this is my pimping out:

And then I reacted because she didn't include Alexis, but she did include him in the twin's! And the twin reacted too because she didn't get Chente. So Ali did another one...

I loled so much at #theentirevalenciasquad and #sleepdeprived.

And then dear Elena (Nandia) had her own version for me:

I loled so much at 'pretending not to have an Alexis obsession'.

So to them, I'm adorable, innocent (YES I AM!), an angel, sweet and considering. *blushes* Aww thanks girls, I feel loved. :p

My Kickette girls are amazing and I love them so. :)

/EDIT/ Ok, since Nandia wanted me to admit, yes I will admit it, I am finally not pretending anymore. Ktnxbai. :D

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Way to go!

Bwahahaha. Mr. Kitman from Blackburn, thank you for making me laugh :) Grabbed from Offthepost via Twitter.


Yeah, at least something made me laugh.

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LOL.

I don't know if I should laugh or die of jealousy. SHE.GOT.TO.KISS.VEEYAH.


I am laughing because she is crazy. I mean, I pretty much fangirl a lot like crazy (and I mean A LOT), but there is no way I will be able to pull this off. Not that I don't want to kiss Dahveed and make out with BB Silva, I do. But not this way! This girl made me feel as if I was normal. Hehehe.

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