Pure Clarice.

Because I am procrastinating. THIS IS FUUUN. :D

Slogan-ize yourself.
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
You've got questions. We've got Clarice.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Keep that Clarice complexion.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
If you want to get ahead, get a Clarice.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
You can't top a Clarice. (LMAO!)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
See the face you love light up with a Clarice.

6. To someone you dislike?
I bet he drinks Clarice.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Pure Clarice.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Do you, uh, Clarice?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Naughty, but, Clarice.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Let's face the music and Clarice.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Refreshes the Clarice other beers cannot reach.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Two hours of Clarice in just two calories.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Clarice. (whut?)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Taste the Clarice. (LMAO AGAIN)

15. Your last words before you die..
I'd like to buy the world a Clarice. (Eee I like this one lol)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Any time, any place. Clarice.

17. Title of this post will be...
Pure Clarice. (hey it repeated :s)